This invaluable public service provided courtesy of TMFTML. To which I would add The Smiths’ “William, It Was Really Nothing”, Black Flag’s “Fix Me”, and Yoko Ono’s “Toilet Piece/Unknown”. Please note that, like Pele in his TV ads for Viagra, I used the word “would” in the previous sentence.
Upon reading your first suggestion, I laugh-snorted into my tea. My nostrils hurt now, damn you.
Great. I wanted to blow people's minds, but instead I just blow their noses.
– Boring Like a Drill: BLOWING NOSES ON THE INTERNET SINCE 2005.