Filler by Proxy X: The Ten Greatest Songs To Listen To While Making Sweet Love If You’re A Premature Ejaculator

Thursday 10 February 2005

This invaluable public service provided courtesy of TMFTML. To which I would add The Smiths’ “William, It Was Really Nothing”, Black Flag’s “Fix Me”, and Yoko Ono’s “Toilet Piece/Unknown”. Please note that, like Pele in his TV ads for Viagra, I used the word “would” in the previous sentence.
  1. Upon reading your first suggestion, I laugh-snorted into my tea. My nostrils hurt now, damn you.

  2. Great. I wanted to blow people's minds, but instead I just blow their noses.
    - Boring Like a Drill: BLOWING NOSES ON THE INTERNET SINCE 2005.