The London Review of Books personal ad of the month, February 2005

Monday 7 February 2005

Dancing on the table impresses no-one. Except my mother, but she’s in a home and not allowed to watch the news. Straight-laced guy with low aspirations thinks you’ll do. Box no. 02/09
  1. Yeah… dancing on the table at the karaoke bar on my 21st birthday didn't impress the bar manager either.. but at least the guy sitting alone and crying into his drink while singing Elvis songs had a smile on his face… "hearbreak hotel"… a guaranteed winner..forgot all about the girlfriend who had just dumped him…