Phelps Watch: Are you sitting down?

Wednesday 16 February 2005

THIS JUST IN: Peter Phelps is fat.

On the positive side, his career has soared to the dizzy heights of Sunday evening reality TV, where those greedy stupid scriptwriters can’t hog all the credit for his character development.
(Thanks to TV-watching bloggers linked above. Reception of Channel Nine under the bed is fuzzy at the best of times.)