I’m busy right now, so here are some headlines from the official Eurovision website to give you some ideas about (a) how the contest is shaping up, (b) the shape Europe’s in, and (c) WTF.
- Day 8: Everybody’s rehearsed!
- High-tech advancements for Greece
- Believe in Denmark!
- Russia: Ageing on the screens
- Bulgaria: Medieval costumes and fire
- Albania: The beauty and her faceless prince
- Homelessness instead on booty for Finland
- Poland: Pouring with emotion
- Slovakia: Flying through darkness with candles
- Parental Advisory: Super Gipsy is coming!
- Ukraine: three Hell Machines!
- Tall Bulgarians on fire
