Unfortunately, mystery bags lying around in the street are invisible to Londoners: it only works on train platforms.
Equally sad is that my current hi-fi set doesn't have the requisite nutsack to compete with the locals blasting Beanie Man on their car stereos. In any case, I find that nothing clears a 10-mile radius around your gaff like David Tudor's composition "Pulsers" played at the appropriate volume.
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Burnt Karma, 14 September 2005:
Best way to empty a street is to drop a backpack in a rubbish bin (that's if you have any in the area). Guaranteed entire area will be evacuated.
Or play classical music, that really ticks the grommets off.
Ben.H, 14 September 2005:
Unfortunately, mystery bags lying around in the street are invisible to Londoners: it only works on train platforms.
Equally sad is that my current hi-fi set doesn't have the requisite nutsack to compete with the locals blasting Beanie Man on their car stereos. In any case, I find that nothing clears a 10-mile radius around your gaff like David Tudor's composition "Pulsers" played at the appropriate volume.
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