Things overheard from a portable radio tuned to 3AW’s ‘Nightline’

Monday 21 March 2005

  • I think Guy Sebastian would be a millionaire by now.
  • Glen Campbell’s let himself go a bit.
  • But then in America I found this product called Ex-Lax which does the same thing.
  • Why can’t Channel Ten put together a weekly show of highlights of Bert Newton hosting GMA?
  • There’s a new one that Olivia Newton-John has just opened.
  • You can’t beat a good old bottle of Johnson’s Baby Oil.
  • I like a good massage. That’s about it.
  • I just can’t understand knockers of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s music.
  • It’s only lousy if you don’t like the music.
Had enough? No? Destroy your brAne with the all-consuming black hole of arse that is the Nightline web site.
  1. what do you have against 3AW? After all, Issi Dye played at their 2004 New Year's Eve party, in blackface apparently. It really doesn't get much better than that, apart from Dennis Walter of course

  2. Damn! I knew Issi and the Denis Walter choir were playing the 3AW xmas party, but I had to go to some friend's stupid birthday party, and I could not persuade them to come down to City Square with me. So yeah, I'm bitter.