Lousy Bandwidth Week Fortnight continues – my soon to be ex service provider thinks 5 days’ wait for them to reply to your problem with their server is acceptable. I’m getting a feeling this could take a while. In the meantime please enjoy a couple of hasty posts below, typed up at the laundrette. From time to time I can post text, but can’t actually access my own website to see if it’s com>>>>>>%20%& nbsp;^H^H^H^He<>& nbsp;< /font>operly< /div>
Z, 13 April 2006:
To my dear Ben H.: A thousand thanks for the hasty posts! Please tell your service “provider” that at least one avid reader’s fine-tuned procrastination procedure is seriously compromised by provider's rotten service. Said reader has begun browsing other blogs whilst waiting for a post at boring like a drill, none of them even half as interesting (the reader’s least favourite being her own sister’s, in which sister gives frequent updates carefully detailing her total lack of self-respect). Something must be done to fix this blog — AND FAST.
Tim, 14 April 2006:
I agree. Can't you just break into somebody's house and use their computer to post?
Ben.H, 14 April 2006:
Dear Friends,
Thank you for your support. Normal service will be resumed in a matter of days. In the meantime:
1. Do not panic.
2. Do NOT read other blogs.
Burnt Karma, 15 April 2006:
As long as you have decent broadband in time for Eurovision, all will be forgiven.
Love the pictures from Latvia, your story reminded me of Molvania, a land untouched by modern dentistry. (Published by Jetlag Travel). Have you read it? It's hilarious. (Molvania was denied entry in Eurovision last year)
Ben.H, 26 April 2006:
Read it? I've lived it. I would like to see Molvania enter Eurovision, but as it is they'll have to join the ranks of other Euro-rejects like Serbia and Montenegro and Jordan.