The media’s conspiracy to suppress news of
Peter Phelps’ march towards a federal senate seat must not prevail. As a matter of public interest I give you the latest results of the vote count from the
national tally room:
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Provisional Quota: 421,034 votes
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Phelps, Peter Grant: 133 votes
I’m hopeful for a late surge in the 6 remaining unapportioned votes on his ticket, but it’s clear that we can’t celebrate Phelpsy’s victory for certain until all the below-the-line preferences have been distributed. In the meantime, we’ll all have to be patient. That includes you,
Ellen de Graaf.
Filed under: Stupidity by Ben.H