{"id":929,"date":"2009-08-13T16:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T16:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=929"},"modified":"2010-01-11T00:38:05","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T00:38:05","slug":"get-off-my-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2009\/08\/get-off-my-lawn.html","title":{"rendered":"Get Off My Lawn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/cookylamoo\/3818907500\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/foxlawn01a.jpg\" title=\"Boom boom my ass!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Damn kids.  I&#8217;d take a potshot at them but then I remember they actually are native to this country so it&#8217;s probably illegal.<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/foxlawn02a.jpg\" title=\"Stay the hell out of my bins, too.\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn kids. I&#8217;d take a potshot at them but then I remember they actually are native to this country so it&#8217;s probably illegal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=929"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3848,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions\/3848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}