{"id":80,"date":"2004-12-07T21:14:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-07T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=80"},"modified":"2009-12-31T17:24:24","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T17:24:24","slug":"the-miserable-few-who-doubted-my-powers-must-now-bow-down-before-my-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2004\/12\/the-miserable-few-who-doubted-my-powers-must-now-bow-down-before-my-genius.html","title":{"rendered":"The miserable few who doubted my powers must now bow down before my genius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2004\/12\/hokey-local-news-and-two-minute-hate.html\">Me, 7 December 2004:<br \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\">\n<blockquote><p>The newspapers have already reverted to publishing blatant crap for the summer&#8230; I will now predict the summer&#8217;s top &#8216;news&#8217; stories&#8230; A scientist will claim to have cloned the mountain lion in the Dandenongs, which will boost the revival of the local film industry.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/articles\/2004\/12\/07\/1102182292265.html?from=top5\"><em>The Age<\/em>, 8 December 2004: <\/a><\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\">\n<blockquote><p>Melbourne Zoo&#8217;s public relations chief yesterday declared the silly season open as senior animal keepers were called in to analyse images of yet another mystery cat seen near the Grampians.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s one down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me, 7 December 2004: The newspapers have already reverted to publishing blatant crap for the summer&#8230; I will now predict the summer&#8217;s top &#8216;news&#8217; stories&#8230; A scientist will claim to have cloned the mountain lion in the Dandenongs, which will boost the revival of the local film industry. The Age, 8 December 2004: Melbourne Zoo&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2387,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions\/2387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}