{"id":732,"date":"2008-08-03T17:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-03T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=732"},"modified":"2010-01-11T23:40:19","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T23:40:19","slug":"may-as-well-punch-jamie-oliver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/08\/may-as-well-punch-jamie-oliver.html","title":{"rendered":"May as well punch Jamie Oliver"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">(A supermarket in London.  The checkout kid is concentrating on an item of produce with furrowed brow and bemused demeanour.  Eventually&#8230;)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">CHECKOUT KID<\/span><br \/>What&#8217;s this?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">ME<\/span><br \/>That&#8217;s garlic.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">CHECKOUT KID<\/span><br \/>Oh.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">(Without much further struggle he locates the right price code and proceeds.  Two tins of tomatoes, one packet of spaghetti and a cheap hunk of parmesan later&#8230;)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">CHECKOUT KID<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">(brow furrowed)<\/span><br \/>What&#8217;s this?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">ME<\/span><br \/>That&#8217;s also garlic.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">FINIS<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(A supermarket in London. The checkout kid is concentrating on an item of produce with furrowed brow and bemused demeanour. Eventually&#8230;) CHECKOUT KIDWhat&#8217;s this? METhat&#8217;s garlic. CHECKOUT KIDOh. (Without much further struggle he locates the right price code and proceeds. Two tins of tomatoes, one packet of spaghetti and a cheap hunk of parmesan later&#8230;) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3954,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions\/3954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}