{"id":694,"date":"2008-05-26T14:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-26T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=694"},"modified":"2010-01-11T23:39:15","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T23:39:15","slug":"i-still-cant-believe-it-took-four-guys-to-write-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/05\/i-still-cant-believe-it-took-four-guys-to-write-this.html","title":{"rendered":"I still can&#8217;t believe it took four guys to write this"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">For the full 2008 Eurovision wrapup, <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/05\/welcome-to-belgrade-lets-get-crazy.html\">see below<\/a>.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Something seems to have been lost in translation.  From the Eurovision website for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eurovision.tv\/event\/artistdetail?song=24514&amp;event=1470\">this year&#8217;s Latvian entry<\/a>:<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Wolves of the Sea<\/span> is a story about the historical endeavours of our ancestors, and tells of their backbreaking lives, rebellious spirit, freedom, masculinity and tenderness while showing their patriotism and love for the planet earth, and an unquenchable thirst for adventure.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eurovision.tv\/event\/artistdetail?song=24514&amp;event=1470\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/pirates01.jpg\" title=\"Jesus Fucking Christ.\"\/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">[Cue cheesy techno music]<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>With a hii hii hoo and a hii hii hey!<br \/>We\u2018re hoisting the flag to be free<br \/>We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go<br \/>We are wolves of the sea<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t try to run it\u2019s all set and done<br \/>There\u2019s treasure in sight<br \/>We are robbing you blind I hope you don\u2019t mind<br \/>We are taking it all tonight<\/p>\n<p>Just walk away we&#8217;ll count it all<br \/>Pirates will stand and the loser will fall<\/p>\n<p>With a hii hii hoo and a hii hii hey<br \/>We\u2019re bound to be close to the sea<br \/>Our captain will stand on the bridge and sing<br \/>Pirates are all we can be<\/p>\n<p>With a hii hii hoo and a hii hii hey!<br \/>We\u2018re hoisting the flag to be free<br \/>We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go<br \/>We are wolves of the sea<\/p>\n<p>Down to the core we\u2019re coming for more<br \/>With a sword close at hand<br \/>We are scary and bold chest full of gold<br \/>We get sealegs when sighting land<\/p>\n<p>The hook of our captain is looking at you<br \/>There\u2019s no Peter Pan so what can you do<\/p>\n<p>With a hii hii hoo and a hii hii hey!<br \/>We\u2018re hoisting the flag to be free<br \/>We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go<br \/>We are wolves of the sea<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the full 2008 Eurovision wrapup, see below. Something seems to have been lost in translation. From the Eurovision website for this year&#8217;s Latvian entry: Wolves of the Sea is a story about the historical endeavours of our ancestors, and tells of their backbreaking lives, rebellious spirit, freedom, masculinity and tenderness while showing their patriotism [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3950,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions\/3950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}