{"id":692,"date":"2008-05-23T13:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T13:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=692"},"modified":"2010-01-11T23:22:59","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T23:22:59","slug":"eurovision-2008-the-pre-game-warm-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/05\/eurovision-2008-the-pre-game-warm-up.html","title":{"rendered":"Eurovision 2008: the pre-game warm-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">The semi-finals for the <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\">Eurovision<\/span> Song Contest are over, with the final happening in Belgrade tomorrow evening.  What I didn&#8217;t realise about the newly rejigged semi-finals is that the selection of competing countries isn&#8217;t completely random: the Baltic and Balkan states have been deliberately split between the two heats so that they can&#8217;t all vote for each other.  Even Greece and Cyprus have been kept apart to stop their annual round of mutual gratification.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">The most shocking result from the semis was the <span class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\">elimination<\/span> of <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/02\/countdown-to-eurovision-starts-little.html\">Dustin the Turkey<\/a>, the singing Irish puppet superstar with the self-referential song &#8220;<span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_2\">Irland<\/span>, <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_3\">Douze<\/span> Points&#8221;.  I guess that&#8217;s the penalty for <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/05\/countdown-to-eurovision-could-be-worse.html\">not taking <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_4\">Eurovision<\/span> seriously<\/a>.  And not being from eastern Europe.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">After going to the trouble of <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/05\/countdown-to-eurovision-meet-losers.html\">pointing out the most likely losers to watch<\/a>, the odds have now changed.  The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eurovision.tv\/event\/artistdetail?song=23995&amp;event=1469\">United Kingdom<\/a> is running third least likely to win, with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eurovision.tv\/event\/artistdetail?song=23992&amp;event=1469\">Germany<\/a> now with the longest odds, behind Albania.  The German song is &#8220;Disappear&#8221; by No Angels.  Move over Elvis, move over The Beatles:<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eurovision.tv\/event\/artistdetail?song=23992&amp;event=1469\"><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eurovision.tv\/event\/artistdetail?song=23992&amp;event=1469\">Their success story to date<\/a> remains unique in the world of music and impressively illustrates that no one should underestimate girl power&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Previously, in <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_5\">Eurovision<\/span> news:<\/div>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/05\/eurovision-song-contest-drinking-game.html\">The Drinking Game Rules!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/05\/countdown-to-eurovision-could-be-worse.html\">The <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_6\">Eurovision<\/span> director thinks the contest&#8217;s kitschy reputation is all Terry <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_7\">Wogan&#8217;s<\/span> fault!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/05\/countdown-to-eurovision-just-when-you.html\">Franco rigged the 1968 <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_8\">Eurovision<\/span> to deprive Cliff Richard of his birthright!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/04\/countdown-to-eurovision-dogs-and-cats.html\">The French let slip that they can understand English after all!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2008\/02\/countdown-to-eurovision-starts-little.html\">&#8220;The first time that a turkey in the form of a glove puppet has <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">[allegedly] <\/span>represented a nation&#8221;!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2007\/05\/generic-eurovision-song-contest-2007.html\">The 2007 Contest in all its glory!<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The semi-finals for the Eurovision Song Contest are over, with the final happening in Belgrade tomorrow evening. What I didn&#8217;t realise about the newly rejigged semi-finals is that the selection of competing countries isn&#8217;t completely random: the Baltic and Balkan states have been deliberately split between the two heats so that they can&#8217;t all vote [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3899,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions\/3899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}