{"id":513,"date":"2007-07-10T18:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-10T18:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=513"},"modified":"2010-01-10T23:42:46","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T23:42:46","slug":"an-offhand-remark-made-nearly-three-years-ago-and-im-still-getting-traffic-for-it-a-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2007\/07\/an-offhand-remark-made-nearly-three-years-ago-and-im-still-getting-traffic-for-it-a-haiku.html","title":{"rendered":"An offhand remark made nearly three years ago and I&#8217;m still getting traffic for it: a haiku."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.singleparentbible.com.au\/contents.php?id=8&#038;p=10\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/drysdale01.jpg\" title=\"Hit reload if jacket does not open.\" \/><\/a>Strangers <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/05\/you-sick-bastard.html\">search my blog<\/a><br \/>Demanding one thing only:<br \/>Show me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.celebrityspeakers.com.au\/brspeaker_bio.asp?Speaker_Index_Text=320\">Ding Dong<\/a>&#8216;s tits!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strangers search my blogDemanding one thing only:Show me Ding Dong&#8216;s tits!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3692,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions\/3692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}