{"id":507,"date":"2007-06-21T18:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-21T18:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=507"},"modified":"2010-01-10T15:53:27","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T15:53:27","slug":"anatomy-of-a-nerd-13-5-vol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2007\/06\/anatomy-of-a-nerd-13-5-vol.html","title":{"rendered":"Anatomy of a Nerd (13.5% vol.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">ACT ONE<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Late one Friday night at a cool indie pub in Whitechapel. Scruffily dressed bright young things mingle while a DJ plays dub mashups. In one corner, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Ben.H<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"> is jumping up and down in front of a doorway.<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">A Friend<\/span><br \/>What on earth are you doing?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Ben.H<\/span><br \/>There&#8217;s a book up on that shelf above the doorway. It&#8217;s really thick with a pale green spine so I thought it might be Burton&#8217;s <a style=\"font-style: italic;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Anatomy-Melancholy-Review-Books-Classics\/dp\/0940322668\/\">Anatomy of Melancholy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">THE END<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Epilogue<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">In a twist ending, the book turns out to be <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Ultimate Pub Quiz Book<\/span>, and not <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Anatomy of Melancholy<\/span> after all.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ACT ONE Late one Friday night at a cool indie pub in Whitechapel. Scruffily dressed bright young things mingle while a DJ plays dub mashups. In one corner, Ben.H is jumping up and down in front of a doorway. A FriendWhat on earth are you doing? Ben.HThere&#8217;s a book up on that shelf above the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3547,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions\/3547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}