{"id":45,"date":"2004-08-24T09:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-24T09:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=45"},"modified":"2009-12-31T16:52:26","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T16:52:26","slug":"jumbled-in-the-yooralla-box-part-1-of-a-series-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2004\/08\/jumbled-in-the-yooralla-box-part-1-of-a-series-maybe.html","title":{"rendered":"Jumbled in the Yooralla box: part 1 of a series maybe"},"content":{"rendered":"
A few years back, just before Christmas, I found a cardboard box full of LPs on the pavement in front of a Yooralla<\/a> shop, so I took it home. Don\u2019t get all snippy and send me nasty emails about how I\u2019m going to hell for nicking stuff from a charity: this box was in the middle of the pavement beside a pile of discarded crap right underneath a big sign in the Yooralla window saying “This shop will reopen in February so don\u2019t just dump your crap on the pavement, dumbass!” This box was not a charity donation, it was some girl getting even with her boyfriend after a yuletide tiff and if I hadn\u2019t rescued it some drunken tosser wd have kicked it all the way down the street into the path of a truck.<\/div>\n
Nevertheless, to assuage any residual pangs of guilt, and because anyone with a website is compelled by law to post bits of their record collection on it, I shall share with you a small and random sampling of the box\u2019s bounty. If anyone can deduce a profile of the box\u2019s previous owner from its contents I wd like to hear your theories. NOTE: The Thurston Potential<\/em>, besides being my favourite Robert Ludlum novel, is the likelihood that sometime in the next five years the album will be “re-evaluated” (i.e. wildly overpraised) by wankerous fanboys<\/a> after Thurston Moore* inexplicably professes a liking<\/a> for it.<\/div>\n

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Everything You Always Wanted to Hear on the Moog (but were afraid to ask for)<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Dig the hip and slightly ribald Woody Allen reference! Yes, it\u2019s just one of many attempts to cash in on the success of Switched On Bach<\/em>. Back in the late 60s a bunch of musical nerds fell into league with clueless but evil record company executives and churned out platter after platter of this gash, flogging one of the most important developments in electronic music until the word \u2018Moog\u2019 turned permanently into a musical term only slightly less respectable than \u2018accordion\u2019. The album is credited to “The Mighty Moog, semi-conducted [ha! ha! ha!] by Andrew Kazdin and Thomas Z. Whogivesashit”. Thanks to the miracle of vinyl, side 2 of this puppy is taken up entirely with a Moogified Ravel\u2019s Bolero<\/em> (insert your own Bo Derek joke here), complete with synthetic applause at the end \u2013 a feat of painstaking skill and complete worthlessness to rival synchronised swimming. Total length: a generous 12 minutes. Weren\u2019t LPs wonderful?<\/div>\n
Sleeve quote:<\/strong> “We<\/em> think that what you wanted to hear was an album of your favourite works”. The emphasis is theirs, a reminder of the glorious days when naked corporate paternalism was still believed to be an effective sales pitch.<\/div>\n
Thurston Potential:<\/strong> 60 to 1. It will be hard to make earnest claims for this stuff so soon after its kitsch value has peaked (remember kids, Switched On Bach<\/em> ripoff: cool; Switched On Bach<\/em> itself: not cool) and without seeming like belated logrolling for that Groovebox compilation Grand Royal<\/a> put out a while back.<\/div>\n

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The Residents, 13th Anniversary Show \u2013 Live in Japan
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This is probably the best score in the box because I like The Residents just enough to listen to one of their records but not enough to pay for it. Also it has one of those intricately detailed cover drawings that you really need to have in the 12-inch version to fully appreciate, and because I can\u2019t get wildly excited about the music I don\u2019t mind that it\u2019s on crummy lousy horrid awful vinyl. So it\u2019s a winner on all counts.<\/div>\n
Sleeve quote:<\/strong> “Featuring Snakefinger”. Hey, he\u2019s dead now!<\/div>\n
Thurston Potential:<\/strong> 120 to 1. Still too famous for being obscure, and in need of rehabilitation after stooping to feed off Silverchair for free publicity.<\/div>\n

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Ronnie Ronalde, The Yodelling Whistler<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
An album equalled only by Polka Disco<\/a><\/em> for having the most repellent title ever. It prompts one to speculate on the existence somewhere of an LP called A Very Bagpipe Christmas<\/em>. Apart from the singing and yodelling, the sleeve notes make a big deal out of his whistling, referring to him with the French title of siffleur<\/strong> (their emphasis) and generally beating up putting your lips together and blowing into some rarefied talent on a level with the Tuvan throat singers. The resulting music (with orchestra conducted by Arturo Steffani) is of a quality that makes you anticipate each song to be followed by a score out of fifty and constructive criticism from Bernard King<\/a>. At the time of writing there are only four surviving people in Australia who can remember when entertainers cd build a career out of yodelling and whistling.<\/div>\n
Sleeve quote:<\/strong> “‘Look out Bing and Frankie\u2019, wrote one enthusiastic American critic, \u2018A real singer has come to town, so don\u2019t forget the name.\u2019” Sadly Ronalde\u2019s fame was soon eclipsed by that of the Beatles, a group that cd sing, yodel, whistle, and<\/em> play the spoons.<\/div>\n
Thurston Potential:<\/strong> 40 to 1. There\u2019s an outside chance the Breton nationalists will become flavour of the month soon, but this is more likely to result in every caf\u00e9 and bookshop playing some Les Myst\u00e8res des Siffleurs Vol.II<\/em> CD than genuine interest in this siffleur manqu\u00e9<\/em>.<\/div>\n
* Thom Yorke if you\u2019re under 25.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A few years back, just before Christmas, I found a cardboard box full of LPs on the pavement in front of a Yooralla shop, so I took it home. Don\u2019t get all snippy and send me nasty emails about how I\u2019m going to hell for nicking stuff from a charity: this box was in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2293,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/2293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}