{"id":413,"date":"2006-10-25T13:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-25T13:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=413"},"modified":"2010-01-10T15:50:32","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T15:50:32","slug":"later-the-pelican-explained-that-it-got-the-idea-from-reading-my-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/10\/later-the-pelican-explained-that-it-got-the-idea-from-reading-my-blog.html","title":{"rendered":"Later, the pelican explained that it got the idea from reading my blog"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">First <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/08\/ravens-2-pigeons-0.html\">it was the ravens<\/a>, now <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/london\/6083468.stm?lsf\">it&#8217;s come to this<\/a>. And always the pigeons pay.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<blockquote><p>Families and tourists in a London park were left shocked when a pelican picked up and swallowed a pigeon&#8230;.  An RSPB spokesman said: &#8220;It is almost unheard of for a pelican to eat a bird. Their diet should be strictly fish.&#8221;<br \/>The bird got up and strolled along until it reached one of the pigeons, which it just grabbed in its beak.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Good.<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/london\/6083468.stm?lsf\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/pelican01a.jpg\" title=\"Let's see you shit on my jacket now, you little bastard.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Note for journalism students: the last two sentences of the linked article are a classic example of <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.zdnet.com\/Foremski\/?p=81\">the inverted triangle<\/a> in action.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First it was the ravens, now it&#8217;s come to this. And always the pigeons pay. Families and tourists in a London park were left shocked when a pelican picked up and swallowed a pigeon&#8230;. An RSPB spokesman said: &#8220;It is almost unheard of for a pelican to eat a bird. Their diet should be strictly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3538,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions\/3538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}