{"id":401,"date":"2006-09-26T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T17:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=401"},"modified":"2010-01-11T00:03:03","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T00:03:03","slug":"i-need-a-slide-rule-to-calculate-just-how-many-kinds-of-psyched-i-am-about-this-given-the-circumstances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/09\/i-need-a-slide-rule-to-calculate-just-how-many-kinds-of-psyched-i-am-about-this-given-the-circumstances.html","title":{"rendered":"I need a slide rule to calculate just how many kinds of psyched I am about this, given the circumstances."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.postmoronic.blogspot.com\/\">He&#8217;s on your computer. Again.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s on your computer. Again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=401"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3724,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions\/3724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}