{"id":40,"date":"2004-08-17T08:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-17T08:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=40"},"modified":"2009-12-31T17:26:10","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T17:26:10","slug":"also-i-just-like-saying-%e2%80%9clindt-et-sprungli%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2004\/08\/also-i-just-like-saying-%e2%80%9clindt-et-sprungli%e2%80%9d.html","title":{"rendered":"Also, I just like saying \u201cLindt et Spr\u00fcngli\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">It was a good day. I discovered the Priceline in town has several aisles containing nothing but Lindt 85% cocoa dark chocolate, marked down to $1.99 each. I love this chocolate, not only because it\u2019s as bitter, black and evil as my heart, but also I\u2019ve finally found a type of chocolate the housemate will not swipe from me and eat. As I type this she\u2019s lying on the floor clutching her stomach and groaning feebly, with little spirals slowly rotating where her eyeballs used to be. Eating a square of this chocolate is like swallowing a box of Cadbury Bournville cocoa, and after half a block of it I start hallucinating I\u2019m bedecked in quetzal feathers, sitting on a throne on top of a pyramid giving a priest the nod to cut out the virgin\u2019s still-beating heart. If anyone wants to find me during the next week I\u2019ll be inside a small fort constructed from 100g blocks of Lindt 85%, eating my way out. And no, you can\u2019t have any.<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/pic01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><em>A square of the Death Chocolate<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a good day. I discovered the Priceline in town has several aisles containing nothing but Lindt 85% cocoa dark chocolate, marked down to $1.99 each. I love this chocolate, not only because it\u2019s as bitter, black and evil as my heart, but also I\u2019ve finally found a type of chocolate the housemate will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2399,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions\/2399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}