{"id":355,"date":"2006-06-27T17:49:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=355"},"modified":"2010-01-11T00:25:36","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T00:25:36","slug":"have-you-decided-to-be-a-genius-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/06\/have-you-decided-to-be-a-genius-yet.html","title":{"rendered":"Have you decided to be a genius yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/06\/germaine-greer-i-learned-everything-i.html\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Get the Hope-Tipping angle!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Reactionary critic, 1956:<\/span> &#8220;Jackson Pollock&#8217;s paintings are the crude, formless scrawlings of a drunken lout.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Progressive critic, 1956:<\/span> &#8220;Pollock is a master of the classically conceived composition and <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">quattrocento<\/span> line.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Reactionary critic, 2006: <\/span>&#8220;Today&#8217;s artists sorely lack the skill and rigor of Jackson Pollock.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Progressive critic, 2006: <\/span>&#8220;Jackson Pollock&#8217;s paintings are the crude, formless scrawlings of a drunken lout.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">To appear especially insightful, use the above dismissive judgement of Pollock when comparing him unfavourably to a 23 year old, female video artist.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Related: <\/span>Old art, new art, both are <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/11\/great-moments-in-art-criticism.html\">piss easy to get a handle on<\/a>.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get the Hope-Tipping angle! Reactionary critic, 1956: &#8220;Jackson Pollock&#8217;s paintings are the crude, formless scrawlings of a drunken lout.&#8221; Progressive critic, 1956: &#8220;Pollock is a master of the classically conceived composition and quattrocento line.&#8221; Reactionary critic, 2006: &#8220;Today&#8217;s artists sorely lack the skill and rigor of Jackson Pollock.&#8221; Progressive critic, 2006: &#8220;Jackson Pollock&#8217;s paintings are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3813,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/3813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}