{"id":341,"date":"2006-05-27T16:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-27T16:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=341"},"modified":"2010-01-10T15:50:41","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T15:50:41","slug":"google-search-result-667-for-dan-brown-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/05\/google-search-result-667-for-dan-brown-sucks.html","title":{"rendered":"Google search result #667 for &#8220;Dan Brown sucks&#8221;."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lordi knows I don&#8217;t go off about <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/05\/filler-by-proxy-xxxiii-world-according.html\">Dan Brown<\/a> nearly often enough, so what with <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Da Vinci Code<\/span> movie being out now so that people who don&#8217;t read can now see The Book Read By People Who Don&#8217;t Read without having to read it god I&#8217;m drunk.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wait, I didn&#8217;t finish that last sentence. If you&#8217;re wondering what the fuss is about, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/music\/urban\/reviews\/cassette_parker.shtml\">Cassette Boy<\/a> has thoughtfully <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/music\/files\/cassette_boy_rabbits.mp3\">abridged the audiobook of the novel<\/a> for your enlightenment  (MP3, 1 minute, 1.25 MB download). I think someone lifted it from the album <a style=\"font-style: italic;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forcedexposure.com\/artists\/cassette.boy.html\">Dead Horse<\/a>, but that doesn&#8217;t explain why this track was on my hard drive.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hosted by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/music\/\">The Boring Like A Drill Hit Parade! Exclamation Mark!<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lordi knows I don&#8217;t go off about Dan Brown nearly often enough, so what with The Da Vinci Code movie being out now so that people who don&#8217;t read can now see The Book Read By People Who Don&#8217;t Read without having to read it god I&#8217;m drunk. Wait, I didn&#8217;t finish that last sentence. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3543,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions\/3543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}