{"id":334,"date":"2006-05-18T17:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T17:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=334"},"modified":"2010-01-09T16:34:12","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T16:34:12","slug":"countdown-to-eurovision-a-clarification","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/05\/countdown-to-eurovision-a-clarification.html","title":{"rendered":"Countdown to Eurovision: a clarification"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">A large part of this week has been spent out working or out somewhere south of the river going to the <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/05\/frederic-rzewski-short-stupid.html\">Frederic Rzewski<\/a> gigs (trying to find the venues is half the fun!).  The few hours at home have been spent reinstalling my computer&#8217;s operating system (hint: don&#8217;t upgrade Firefox!)  Instead of going on about my own shortcomings I will actually finish writing up the Rzewski concerts tomorrow, in between posting stupid crap about Eurovision.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Speaking of which, a clarification of <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/05\/countdown-to-eurovision-3-eurovision.html\">the Eurovision Drinking Game<\/a> is in order.  The <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Key Change<\/span>, the <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Buck&#8217;s Fizz<\/span> and the <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">TaTu<\/span> are to be honoured at each and every occurence. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Is That English?<\/span> and <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Don&#8217;t Mention The War<\/span> may be honoured only once per song, at its first appearance (for those of you worried about this year&#8217;s Turkish transvestite who yells &#8220;Superstar!&#8221; 8 or 9 times during a song otherwise in Turkish). <\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">The <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">San Remo<\/span> applies once per person per song; the <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Cultural Rainbow<\/span> and the <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Wandering Minstrel<\/span> only applies for each distinct phenomenon per song (e.g. repeated bouts of pretending to strum a stringless zither is only one Wandering Minstrel, whereas strumming a stringless zither in between waving a set of pan pipes around is two Wandering Minstrels).<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s all a matter of common sense, if you think about it.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">To the person who suggested that the <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">World Cup<\/span> be renamed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/televisioncity\/studio\/1728\/pages\/horse.html\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">My Lovely Horse<\/span><\/a>: your submission is being given serious consideration.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Refresh your memories of last year&#8217;s debacle with <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/05\/she-bangs-drums-eurovision-review-part.html\">a (ahem) brilliant review<\/a>.  Oh, <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/05\/today-i-had-earplugs-in-and-sound-was.html\">it&#8217;s in two parts<\/a>.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A large part of this week has been spent out working or out somewhere south of the river going to the Frederic Rzewski gigs (trying to find the venues is half the fun!). The few hours at home have been spent reinstalling my computer&#8217;s operating system (hint: don&#8217;t upgrade Firefox!) Instead of going on about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3376,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions\/3376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}