{"id":312,"date":"2006-04-12T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-12T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=312"},"modified":"2010-01-09T16:58:56","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T16:58:56","slug":"advanced-east-london-infiltration-techniques-part-2-the-hard-sell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/04\/advanced-east-london-infiltration-techniques-part-2-the-hard-sell.html","title":{"rendered":"Advanced East London infiltration techniques, part 2: the Hard Sell"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">This one only works if you&#8217;re a healthy-looking, unaccompanied male.  Wait until nightfall, then stand in the middle of a street about 25 metres away from a busy shopping precinct.  Whenever a female walking alone comes nearby, shout at them, &#8220;Please, I need help!&#8221; Try to sound <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">really desperate<\/span>.  Don&#8217;t do this too often, or soon you&#8217;ll have more women than you can handle!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one only works if you&#8217;re a healthy-looking, unaccompanied male. Wait until nightfall, then stand in the middle of a street about 25 metres away from a busy shopping precinct. Whenever a female walking alone comes nearby, shout at them, &#8220;Please, I need help!&#8221; Try to sound really desperate. Don&#8217;t do this too often, or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3474,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions\/3474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}