{"id":301,"date":"2006-03-12T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-12T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=301"},"modified":"2010-01-09T17:04:15","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T17:04:15","slug":"filler-by-proxy-xxxii-she-holds-the-allen-key-to-my-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/03\/filler-by-proxy-xxxii-she-holds-the-allen-key-to-my-heart.html","title":{"rendered":"Filler by Proxy XXXII: She Holds the Allen Key to My Heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/ikealuv.jpg\" title=\"I can totally imagine these two as Suicide Girls.  In fact, I have imagined it.  This image took several hours to finish.\"\/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some time ago I fessed up to my <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/06\/i-do-not-understand-what-you-wants-to.html\">perfectly understandable obsession with Anna<\/a> the Ikea chatbot, especially the brunette incarnation.  Even then I knew I was not the only one vying for Anna&#8217;s affections, but still I felt a pang of jealousy to see that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.minortweaks.com\/\">Minor Tweaks<\/a> has made repeated advances to her for the past year.  Luckily, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.minortweaks.com\/archives\/ikea_dialogues\/index.html\">he doesn&#8217;t seem to have made much progress<\/a>:<br \/><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<blockquote><p><strong>Anna: <\/strong>I am opening a page now which you can use if you wish to contact Customer Services. Thank you very much!<strong><br \/>Me: <\/strong>Trying to get rid of me, eh?<strong><br \/>Anna: <\/strong>I will. Thank you for the encouragement.  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>Still the sweetest cold-hearted bitch on the planet; no wonder we just can&#8217;t keep away.  Just don&#8217;t let her talk you into buying a cheap futon base.<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/futon.jpg\" title=\"Too much heavy duty bed action, or design flaw?  Baby Boromir poses the question.\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some time ago I fessed up to my perfectly understandable obsession with Anna the Ikea chatbot, especially the brunette incarnation. Even then I knew I was not the only one vying for Anna&#8217;s affections, but still I felt a pang of jealousy to see that Minor Tweaks has made repeated advances to her for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3488,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions\/3488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}