{"id":296,"date":"2006-03-08T18:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T18:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=296"},"modified":"2010-01-09T16:58:31","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T16:58:31","slug":"advanced-east-london-infiltration-techniques-social-engineering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/03\/advanced-east-london-infiltration-techniques-social-engineering.html","title":{"rendered":"Advanced East London Infiltration Techniques: Social Engineering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Scene: The Bunker.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Front door intercom:<\/span> BLEEEEEEP!!!!!!<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Me:<\/span> GAHH! What the hell was that?<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Intercom:<\/span> BLEEEEEEP!!!!!!<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Me:<\/span> Christ! That door-thingy works after all.  Who could be calling at this time of night, I wonder?<br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">(Fumbles with intercom buttons)<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Me:<\/span> Hello?<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Master Criminal (on intercom):<\/span> Uhhh&#8230; can I come in?<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Me:<\/span> Who&#8217;s this?<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Master Criminal <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">(on intercom):<\/span> Oh, ah&#8230; it&#8217;s, ahh&#8230;.<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Me:<\/span> Hello?<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Intercom:<\/span> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Click!<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Fin.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: The Bunker.Front door intercom: BLEEEEEEP!!!!!!Me: GAHH! What the hell was that?Intercom: BLEEEEEEP!!!!!!Me: Christ! That door-thingy works after all. Who could be calling at this time of night, I wonder?(Fumbles with intercom buttons)Me: Hello?Master Criminal (on intercom): Uhhh&#8230; can I come in?Me: Who&#8217;s this?Master Criminal (on intercom): Oh, ah&#8230; it&#8217;s, ahh&#8230;.Me: Hello?Intercom: Click!Fin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3472,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/3472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}