{"id":291,"date":"2006-02-28T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=291"},"modified":"2010-01-03T17:31:26","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:31:26","slug":"great-news-in-the-war-on-terror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/02\/great-news-in-the-war-on-terror.html","title":{"rendered":"Great News in The War on Terror"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Back in July when <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/07\/if-only-id-packed-my-fridge-magnet.html\">bombers struck London<\/a>, the custodians of the building I work in swung into immediate action, and by October had <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/10\/breaking-news-small-yet-significant.html\">stuck signs in the lifts warning us to be careful<\/a>.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Today, I came in bright and early as is my usual habit, to find that <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/01\/i-guess-curvy-scimitar-bayonet-thing.html\">the Islamic-Chicos-cum-Ghostbusters-logo<\/a> has now been removed, which I guess means that cheap laminated signs have seen off the Islamofascist threat for now.<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/noterror.jpg\" title=\"Chicos? You know, those fake-chocolate flavoured jelly babies? I think they're an Australian thing.\"\/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Well done, everyone!  Together, our vigilance and steadfastness has made our world only slightly less dangerous than it was before.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in July when bombers struck London, the custodians of the building I work in swung into immediate action, and by October had stuck signs in the lifts warning us to be careful. Today, I came in bright and early as is my usual habit, to find that the Islamic-Chicos-cum-Ghostbusters-logo has now been removed, which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3201,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions\/3201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}