{"id":263,"date":"2006-01-09T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=263"},"modified":"2010-01-03T17:30:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:30:00","slug":"i-guess-the-curvy-scimitar-bayonet-thing-is-meant-to-imply-theyre-islamic-or-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2006\/01\/i-guess-the-curvy-scimitar-bayonet-thing-is-meant-to-imply-theyre-islamic-or-something.html","title":{"rendered":"I guess the curvy scimitar-bayonet thing is meant to imply they&#8217;re Islamic or something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Who ya gonna call?\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/terrorbaby.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\">Long-time readers how my workplace swung into action a mere three months after the London tube bombings to make the building terrorist-proof, <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/10\/breaking-news-small-yet-significant.html\">by sticking up signs in the lifts<\/a>. In the same spirit of tireless vigilance, I have finally gotten around to taking a photograph of the sign for your &#8216;enjoyment.&#8217;<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Judging from the terrorist&#8217;s appearance, London is in imminent threat from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cybercandy.co.uk\/aaasmt\/index.php\/url_indprod?ltrev=10&amp;xlc=136\">Chicos Liberation Front<\/a>.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Long-time readers how my workplace swung into action a mere three months after the London tube bombings to make the building terrorist-proof, by sticking up signs in the lifts. In the same spirit of tireless vigilance, I have finally gotten around to taking a photograph of the sign for your &#8216;enjoyment.&#8217; Judging from the terrorist&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3193,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions\/3193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}