{"id":246,"date":"2005-12-10T16:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-10T16:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=246"},"modified":"2010-01-11T00:02:15","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T00:02:15","slug":"filler-by-proxy-xxvii-welcome-to-the-21st-century-i-challenge-you-to-a-loins-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/12\/filler-by-proxy-xxvii-welcome-to-the-21st-century-i-challenge-you-to-a-loins-off.html","title":{"rendered":"Filler by Proxy XXVII: Welcome to the 21st Century; I challenge you to a loins-off."},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/heartonastick.blog-city.com\/hellomyfriendhello1_1.htm\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/neild01.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>Still waiting on that personal jetpack for the commute to and from my perspex geodesic dome, but in the meantime we can give sullen, grudgeful thanks for the few, glistening gems of Future Shock that are tossed our way.  First, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zubbles.com\/\">coloured bubbles! <\/a> I cannot understand why I am so excited about this.  It&#8217;s like cold fusion turned out to be real, only more fun.<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Second, Neil Diamond has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/\">a MySpace page<\/a>.  Anyone unwilling to at least cut this guy an inch of slack has a heart of stone.  The fine blog <a href=\"http:\/\/heartonastick.blog-city.com\/\">Heart on a Stick<\/a> has collected <a href=\"http:\/\/heartonastick.blog-city.com\/hellomyfriendhello1_1.htm\">the best of the many, many accolades<\/a> the man has received in his short stay on the website, and in doing so has taken the pulse of a modern, media-savvy society when common toilers such as you and I are suddenly confronted by the presence of a genuine, undeniable star.  WARNING: it&#8217;s a bit bandwidth-intensive, but <a href=\"http:\/\/heartonastick.blog-city.com\/hellomyfriendhello1_1.htm\">worth the effort.<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/03\/small-man-syndrome.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Oh god, not that crap old joke again! Was it only in March? It seems so long ago.\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/neild03.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still waiting on that personal jetpack for the commute to and from my perspex geodesic dome, but in the meantime we can give sullen, grudgeful thanks for the few, glistening gems of Future Shock that are tossed our way. First, coloured bubbles! I cannot understand why I am so excited about this. It&#8217;s like cold [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3722,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions\/3722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}