{"id":233,"date":"2005-11-17T12:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-17T12:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=233"},"modified":"2010-01-11T00:01:02","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T00:01:02","slug":"filler-by-proxy-xxv-who-to-turn-to-when-youve-run-out-of-mitfords","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/11\/filler-by-proxy-xxv-who-to-turn-to-when-youve-run-out-of-mitfords.html","title":{"rendered":"Filler by Proxy XXV: Who to turn to when you&#8217;ve run out of Mitfords"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">If anything&#8217;s better reading than the <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/07\/london-review-of-books-personal-ad-of_03.html\">London Review of Books&#8217; personals column<\/a>, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/main.jhtml;jsessionid=1GCF2CGSUW5UXQFIQMGSFFOAVCBQWIV0?menuId=558&#038;menuItemId=-1&amp;view=HEADLINESUMMARY&#038;grid=P9&amp;targetRule=10\">the Telegraph&#8217;s obituaries<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&#038;grid=&amp;xml=\/news\/2005\/11\/16\/db1601.xml\">Lady Sibell Rowley has died<\/a>, aged 98. Being England, the death notices tend to get clogged with a lot of ancestral ruins such as these, perhaps out of a sense of heritage more than of aristocratic fealty. <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">In this case, however, the passing of poor old Lady Rowley is treated as an occasion to trot out gossip about her family. She was a daughter of the 7th Earl Beauchamp, KG, &#8220;and thus a member of the family that inspired Evelyn Waugh to write his celebrated Roman Catholic novel <em>Brideshead Revisited<\/em>.&#8221; <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">It&#8217;s good enough that the Telegraph feels obliged to employ the epithet &#8216;Roman Catholic&#8217; as an advisory to its less stout-hearted subscription base, but things get better still:<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;the youngest daughter, Dorothy (Coote), endured an unfortunate late-life marriage to Robert Heber Percy, known as &#8220;Mad Boy&#8221;, the eccentric squire of Faringdon and former boyfriend of Lord Berners.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Actually, the whole article should be imagined as it would be read by <a href=\"http:\/\/basic1.easily.co.uk\/03C052\/042055\/\">Vivian Stanshall<\/a>:<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">\n<blockquote>\n<div align=\"justify\">The daughters, aware of their father&#8217;s nocturnal prowlings, would sometimes advise their boyfriends to lock their bedroom doors. Lord Beauchamp once complained at breakfast: &#8220;He&#8217;s very nice that friend of yours, but he&#8217;s damned uncivil!&#8221; Unfortunately, the problems proved more serious, concerning incidents with footmen, and as a result of a campaign instigated by his brother-in-law, Bendor, Duke of Westminster, Lord Beauchamp was forced into exile in Europe. The Duke tried to explain the circumstances to his sister, Lady Beauchamp, who failed to grasp the essentials. &#8220;Bendor says that Beauchamp is a bugler,&#8221; she announced.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If anything&#8217;s better reading than the London Review of Books&#8217; personals column, it&#8217;s the Telegraph&#8217;s obituaries. Lady Sibell Rowley has died, aged 98. Being England, the death notices tend to get clogged with a lot of ancestral ruins such as these, perhaps out of a sense of heritage more than of aristocratic fealty. In this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3720,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/3720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}