{"id":207,"date":"2005-09-21T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=207"},"modified":"2010-01-03T17:24:30","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:24:30","slug":"be-afraid-linda-perry-is-also-involved-somehow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/09\/be-afraid-linda-perry-is-also-involved-somehow.html","title":{"rendered":"Be afraid: Linda Perry is also involved somehow"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">I know you look to me as an authority figure but I need your help on this one, particularly from those of you outside the UK. Is the inexplicable resurgence of media interest over here in Juliette Lewis a peculiarly British phenomenon, or some global conspiracy engineered by the Scientologists? She&#8217;s been popping up everywhere as some kind of rock chick, which is apparently what she wanted to do all along and so deliberately starred in unwatchable shite like <em>The Other Sister<\/em> so all those movie executives would finally stop pestering her with wheelbarrows full of <s>drugs<\/s>money. <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">So is this a PR snow job going on everywhere, or have we suddenly become Germany to her Hasselhoff?<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">It really is a pity they don&#8217;t have <a href=\"http:\/\/drtomcruisemd.blogspot.com\/\">genuine A-list celebrities<\/a> manning the tables outside Scientology centres at least once in a while, so we can see how well-adjusted <em>you<\/em> can become after paying $100,000 to learn that you have thousands of body thetans trapped inside you who were tricked into watching a 3-D movie by an alien galactic ruler named Xenu.  <br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/jlewis.jpg\" \/><br \/><em>Take <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xenu.net\/archive\/oca\/\">a FREE personality test<\/a> and learn about the science of mental health (Reg. Trade Mark)!  My results are not typical and may vary.<\/em><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Also, ads for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.narconon-exposed.org\/\">Narconon<\/a> have suddenly appeared at tube stations lately.  Coincidence?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you look to me as an authority figure but I need your help on this one, particularly from those of you outside the UK. Is the inexplicable resurgence of media interest over here in Juliette Lewis a peculiarly British phenomenon, or some global conspiracy engineered by the Scientologists? She&#8217;s been popping up everywhere [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3147,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions\/3147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}