{"id":1916,"date":"2009-12-13T20:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T20:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill_beta\/?p=1916"},"modified":"2010-01-02T02:48:31","modified_gmt":"2010-01-02T02:48:31","slug":"there-is-no-tooth-fairy-there-is-only-tooth-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2009\/12\/there-is-no-tooth-fairy-there-is-only-tooth-jesus.html","title":{"rendered":"There is no Tooth Fairy, there is only Tooth Jesus."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sorry I haven&#8217;t written this week.  My brain took a few days off after seeing a dentist whose idea of relaxing ambience in the surgery was a very loud radio tuned to an evangelical christian station broadcasting an emphatic sermon about Hell.  I&#8217;d have asked her to turn it off but really you don&#8217;t argue with a woman holding a drill to your molars.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry I haven&#8217;t written this week. My brain took a few days off after seeing a dentist whose idea of relaxing ambience in the surgery was a very loud radio tuned to an evangelical christian station broadcasting an emphatic sermon about Hell. I&#8217;d have asked her to turn it off but really you don&#8217;t argue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2620,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions\/2620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}