{"id":183,"date":"2005-07-22T04:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T04:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=183"},"modified":"2010-01-03T17:24:30","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:24:30","slug":"russell-crowe-please-get-your-band-back-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/07\/russell-crowe-please-get-your-band-back-together.html","title":{"rendered":"Russell Crowe, please get your band back together"},"content":{"rendered":"
The Apocalypse approaches. Steven Seagal<\/a>, renaissance man, has released his first CD<\/a>, titled (I am not making this up) “Songs From The Crystal Cave”. <\/div>\n
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The set, which features guest appearances by Stevie Wonder, Lt. Stitchie*, and Lady Saw*, is already available in France and will be sold in Asia come September. The martial-arts master culls from a wide swath of musical influences on “Cave,” including blues, rock, pop, Jamaican dancehall and traditional Indian music. <\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n

All you music-lovers out there can curb your cravings until your very expensive imported disc arrives in the post by downloading MP3s from his website<\/a>. You can also enjoy more photos of him playing a guitar<\/a> than you can shake your dharma beads<\/a> at.<\/p>\n

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You can buy the CD online though his website, along with his “Essential oils and his very own Energy Bar !” What, no pudding?<\/a><\/div>\n

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If you want an unbiased analysis of the Stevemeister’s warblings, head on over to his unofficial fansite, where you can also enjoy debates on “What Do You Think Is Seagal’s Best Direct-to-Video So Far?<\/a>” and “YOUR selection for Steven Seagal’s best acting performance ( not fighting!)<\/a>” with nominations such as this:<\/div>\n
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Seagal displayed pretty decent acting talents, particularly in the scene where he smashed things up in the science lab.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

According to the Billboard<\/em> article, a propos<\/em> of apparently nothing:<\/div>\n
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Seagal has pledged $100,000 in order to diffuse a “high risk” Russian nuclear weapon. <\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
I think he means ‘defuse’. Presumably by high risk it means that he has to cut the red wire with a pen knife seconds before it goes off, but not before having to punch out Morris Chestnut.<\/div>\n
* No, me neither. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Apocalypse approaches. Steven Seagal, renaissance man, has released his first CD, titled (I am not making this up) “Songs From The Crystal Cave”. The set, which features guest appearances by Stevie Wonder, Lt. Stitchie*, and Lady Saw*, is already available in France and will be sold in Asia come September. The martial-arts master culls […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3149,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions\/3149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}