{"id":154,"date":"2005-05-27T07:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T07:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=154"},"modified":"2010-01-09T16:49:52","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T16:49:52","slug":"adventures-close-to-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/05\/adventures-close-to-home.html","title":{"rendered":"Adventures Close To Home"},"content":{"rendered":"
Another item I can cross off my list of things I never thought I\u2019d ever do: jumping onto the back of a double-decker bus between stops. They were designed for this, but conductors these days don\u2019t seem to be happy when you actually do it. In all likelihood they\u2019re never happy but I don\u2019t intend to stand around them for long to find out.<\/div>\n
Most of these buses are gone now, replaced by boring new buses with lower insurance premiums and no conductors: the few remaining ones will be gone in the next few months. I intend to ride them as much as possible, even though they go only to horrible, out-of-the-way places like Hackney. <\/div>\n
The photo below is taken from the front top window of one of the old Routemaster buses, showing another old Routemaster bus; proving the rule that you wait and wait and two old buses come along at once. For your convenience, a guide to this complicated piece of machinery is attached.

1. All the travel guides agree: the best way to see London is through a filthy, filthy bus window.<\/div>\n
2. Ad for crappy musical you\u2019ve already been taken to see against your will, with the same cast of nonentities as in the provincial touring production you once endured. (It\u2019s this or We Will Rock You.)<\/div>\n
3. Conductor in a fluorescent netball vest who yells at you when you get on between stops.<\/div>\n
4. Male virility snake-oil ad, sadly not endorsed by a C-list celebrity so I cannot calibrate the British equivalent of Ian Turpie, Tim Webster, or Ugly Dave Gray.<\/div>\n
5. The legendary open platform at the rear. If it doesn\u2019t kill you, the conductor lurking inside will.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Another item I can cross off my list of things I never thought I\u2019d ever do: jumping onto the back of a double-decker bus between stops. They were designed for this, but conductors these days don\u2019t seem to be happy when you actually do it. In all likelihood they\u2019re never happy but I don\u2019t intend […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3436,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/3436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}