{"id":139,"date":"2005-04-13T02:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-13T02:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=139"},"modified":"2010-01-03T17:26:15","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:26:15","slug":"as-the-north-coburg-tram-crossed-brunswick-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/04\/as-the-north-coburg-tram-crossed-brunswick-road.html","title":{"rendered":"As the North Coburg tram crossed Brunswick Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">HIM<\/span><em> (slapping my shoulder):<\/em> You happy?<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">ME:<\/span> Yeah.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">HIM:<\/span> Do you think it&#8217;s funny doing that?<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">ME:<\/span> What?<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">HIM:<\/span> Making a girl disappear, just like that.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">ME:<\/span> Depends on the girl.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">HIM:<\/span> Did you have to pay someone to make her disappear?<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">ME:<\/span> No.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">HIM:<\/span> But you had to build a castle first, didn&#8217;t you?<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">ME:<\/span> Yeah.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">HIM:<\/span> But not here.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">ME:<\/span> No.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">HIM:<\/span> Not here. You know who you have to pay for that?<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">ME:<\/span> No.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">HIM:<\/span> Ah. Someone will tell you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HIM (slapping my shoulder): You happy?ME: Yeah.HIM: Do you think it&#8217;s funny doing that?ME: What?HIM: Making a girl disappear, just like that.ME: Depends on the girl.HIM: Did you have to pay someone to make her disappear?ME: No.HIM: But you had to build a castle first, didn&#8217;t you?ME: Yeah.HIM: But not here.ME: No.HIM: Not here. You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3175,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions\/3175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}