{"id":138,"date":"2005-04-12T09:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T09:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=138"},"modified":"2010-01-10T16:00:38","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T16:00:38","slug":"filler-by-proxy-xvi-im-enjoying-the-sodomy-though","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/04\/filler-by-proxy-xvi-im-enjoying-the-sodomy-though.html","title":{"rendered":"Filler by Proxy XVI: I&#8217;m Enjoying the Sodomy, Though"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">Random quotage to be found by the bucketload, at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardinnewyork.com\/\">Overheard in New York<\/a> <em>(Note: one of these statements may in fact be something I said over the weekend):<\/em><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">\n<blockquote>\n<div align=\"justify\">Yo, that&#8217;s an oxymoron. That&#8217;s like saying &#8216;Peter picked a pail of pickles&#8217; and he&#8217;s a vegetarian. <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">I want Gloria Steinem&#8217;s eyeballs in my fucking martini!<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Yeah, deers aren&#8217;t that bad. You&#8217;re in trouble if you hit a cow, though. And even worse would be a moose, because if you don&#8217;t kill it it&#8217;s gonna kill you!<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">No, I am serious. Three is menage a trois, but after that it is just an orgy.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Random quotage to be found by the bucketload, at Overheard in New York (Note: one of these statements may in fact be something I said over the weekend): Yo, that&#8217;s an oxymoron. That&#8217;s like saying &#8216;Peter picked a pail of pickles&#8217; and he&#8217;s a vegetarian. I want Gloria Steinem&#8217;s eyeballs in my fucking martini! Yeah, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3594,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions\/3594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}