{"id":137,"date":"2005-04-12T08:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T08:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=137"},"modified":"2010-01-03T17:26:10","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:26:10","slug":"unpopular-for-a-reason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/04\/unpopular-for-a-reason.html","title":{"rendered":"Unpopular for a reason"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">Usually when I don&#8217;t post here for a few days I&#8217;ve either been having too much fun to be bothered writing about it, or recuperating from the after-effects of said fun. The past week has been different, HOLY CRAP BIG FUCKING SPIDER<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Sorry about that. Jesus I hate it when they crawl over lightbulbs.<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Anyway, I&#8217;ve been busy with complex and frustrating bureaucratic tasks which inadvertently led me to discover that the South Australian Office of Births, Deaths and Marriages keeps a list of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocba.sa.gov.au\/bdm\/02_babynames.html\">last year&#8217;s baby names<\/a> online. Amongst the one-offs are Aragorn and Boromir. Wonder if they&#8217;re twins? Or if both names were given to the one kid: less misery to share around, but no second name to fall back on, either. In any case, someone&#8217;s been sentenced to paying out playground danger money until graduation.<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">These are boys&#8217; names, by the way. I was going to look up equally embarrassing girls&#8217; names until I remembered there are no females in <em>The Lord of the Rings<\/em>.  Because they&#8217;re icky.<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">SA has also been blessed with a little Rowdy, and baby Ja-Rule. That last one will go down well around the Noarlunga Centrelink twenty years from now.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usually when I don&#8217;t post here for a few days I&#8217;ve either been having too much fun to be bothered writing about it, or recuperating from the after-effects of said fun. The past week has been different, HOLY CRAP BIG FUCKING SPIDER Sorry about that. Jesus I hate it when they crawl over lightbulbs. Anyway, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3174,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/3174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}