{"id":135,"date":"2005-04-05T08:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-05T08:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=135"},"modified":"2010-01-03T17:26:04","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:26:04","slug":"greetings-to-readers-with-spiffy-new-computer-equipment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/04\/greetings-to-readers-with-spiffy-new-computer-equipment.html","title":{"rendered":"Greetings to readers with spiffy new computer equipment!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Readers in the State of California, U.S.A please note:<\/div>\n
Reading posts on this website, or other sites linked to this website, will expose you to lead, a chemical known to the State of California<\/a> to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. Wash your hands after reading this site.<\/div>\n
If you insist on reading this site without washing your hands afterwards, take it outside to a place where human life is cheap and the point of a gun is the only law (hint: MEXICO<\/span>). Persons returning to California with unwashed hands may be held liable for subsequent birth defects resulting from contact with said persons. Your kink is not OK.<\/div>\n
Do not question the State of California’s legislature’s knowledge of chemistry. After all, when was the last time you heard of something stupid coming out of California? Exactly. Please, no need to apologise. <\/div>\n
It’s an unknown but significant amount of lead. I cannot tell you everything that we know, but what I can share with you, when combined with what all of us have learned over the years, is deeply troubling<\/a>.<\/div>\n
Residents outside the state of California who have read this without proper authorisation shall report to their local law enforcement authorities. Feel free to eat paint chips off the old shed out back.<\/div>\n
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Australian readers, please consult your fridge magnet<\/a> and await further instructions. Reading your fridge magnet will expose you to lead, a chemical known to the State of California<\/a> to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. Wash your hands after reading your magnet.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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