{"id":125,"date":"2005-03-21T06:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-21T06:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=125"},"modified":"2010-01-03T17:25:30","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:25:30","slug":"things-overheard-from-a-portable-radio-tuned-to-3aws-nightline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/03\/things-overheard-from-a-portable-radio-tuned-to-3aws-nightline.html","title":{"rendered":"Things overheard from a portable radio tuned to 3AW&#8217;s &#8216;Nightline&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">I think Guy Sebastian would be a millionaire by now.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">Glen Campbell&#8217;s let himself go a bit.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">But then in America I found this product called Ex-Lax which does the same thing.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">Why can&#8217;t Channel Ten put together a weekly show of highlights of <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/03\/filler-by-proxy-avalanche-gratuitous.html\">Bert Newton<\/a> hosting GMA?<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">There&#8217;s a new one that Olivia Newton-John has just opened.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">You can&#8217;t beat a good old bottle of Johnson&#8217;s Baby Oil.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">I like a good massage. That&#8217;s about it.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">I just can&#8217;t understand knockers of Andrew Lloyd Webber&#8217;s music.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">It&#8217;s only lousy if you don&#8217;t like the music.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div align=\"justify\"><em>Had enough? No? Destroy your brAne with the all-consuming black hole of arse that is the <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bruceandphil.com\/\"><em>Nightline web site<\/em><\/a><em>.<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think Guy Sebastian would be a millionaire by now. Glen Campbell&#8217;s let himself go a bit. But then in America I found this product called Ex-Lax which does the same thing. Why can&#8217;t Channel Ten put together a weekly show of highlights of Bert Newton hosting GMA? There&#8217;s a new one that Olivia Newton-John [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3168,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions\/3168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}