{"id":109,"date":"2005-02-22T06:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-22T06:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=109"},"modified":"2009-12-31T17:24:24","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T17:24:24","slug":"excuse-me-is-this-the-queue-to-kick-the-corpse-of-rock-and-roll-one-more-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/02\/excuse-me-is-this-the-queue-to-kick-the-corpse-of-rock-and-roll-one-more-time.html","title":{"rendered":"Excuse me, is this the queue to kick the corpse of rock and roll one more time?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">It must be dead because an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/news\/Music\/Hard-rocks-bad-air-day\/2005\/02\/16\/1108500147808.html\">ageing manchild complains<\/a> that even air guitar isn&#8217;t as cool as it once was, even in that stanky pen of rockpigdom, Hawthorn:<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">\n<blockquote>\n<div align=\"justify\">One conclusion was inescapable: the imaginary guitar is in grave danger of vanishing into thin air. As I see it, it&#8217;s part of a long and insidious plot to take rock&#8217;s power out of the hands of the common man and woman and towards the whims of corporatised music fashion. My own story is perhaps typical&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Next week: a scorching expos\u00e9 of how they&#8217;ve changed the formula of Fanta. It&#8217;s so sickly sweet these days, what they hell were they thinking?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It must be dead because an ageing manchild complains that even air guitar isn&#8217;t as cool as it once was, even in that stanky pen of rockpigdom, Hawthorn: One conclusion was inescapable: the imaginary guitar is in grave danger of vanishing into thin air. As I see it, it&#8217;s part of a long and insidious [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2386,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/2386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}