{"id":108,"date":"2005-02-17T19:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-17T19:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=108"},"modified":"2009-12-31T17:20:48","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T17:20:48","slug":"filler-by-proxy-xii-top-10-reasons-why-i-hate-fake-lesbian-porno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/02\/filler-by-proxy-xii-top-10-reasons-why-i-hate-fake-lesbian-porno.html","title":{"rendered":"Filler by Proxy XII: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Fake Lesbian Porno"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">Well, it&#8217;s why <a href=\"http:\/\/rollertrain.blogspot.com\/2005\/01\/top-10-reasons-why-i-hate-fake-lesbian.html\">Rollertrain hates it<\/a>, actually. But I&#8217;m sure we all agree with her, don&#8217;t we? Especially you, auntie.<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">\n<blockquote>\n<div align=\"justify\">Answer me this, bitches: If a dick devotee like myself can figure out that all clitori pretty much require the same kind of stimulation that mine does, then why &#8211; you eighteen-year-old Californian cretins, with your sexual boundary issues and your ass tattoos and your daddy deficits and your navel rings and those cheap plastic stripper shoes &#8211; shouldn&#8217;t you?<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh yeah, and for christ&#8217;s sake cut those stupid fingernails.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s why Rollertrain hates it, actually. But I&#8217;m sure we all agree with her, don&#8217;t we? Especially you, auntie. Answer me this, bitches: If a dick devotee like myself can figure out that all clitori pretty much require the same kind of stimulation that mine does, then why &#8211; you eighteen-year-old Californian cretins, with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2373,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions\/2373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}