{"id":107,"date":"2005-02-17T19:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-17T19:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=107"},"modified":"2009-12-31T16:49:19","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T16:49:19","slug":"news-that-would-be-truly-astonishing-in-an-alternate-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/02\/news-that-would-be-truly-astonishing-in-an-alternate-universe.html","title":{"rendered":"News that would be truly astonishing in an alternate universe"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\">But as Australians often find when they travel, some Aussie <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/02\/south-australian-icons-rich-noble.html\">icons<\/a> \u2013 like Vegemite, the Iced VoVo and the battered sav \u2013 don&#8217;t hold the same sentimental attraction outside these borders. Now it turns out that the fame of John Farnham, also known as &#8220;The Voice&#8221;, hasn&#8217;t even reached as far as Wellington.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"justify\">Incidentally, if you google for &#8220;Helen Clark&#8221; and &#8220;John Farnham&#8221; you get results that are more informative than the New Zealand prime minister&#8217;s jaw-dropping revelation that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/pm\/content\/2005\/s1305342.htm\">she&#8217;s never heard of<\/a> Australia&#8217;s richest leagues club singer:<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">&#8230; Among the 1000 or so guests was New Zealand Prime Minister, Helen Clark.&#8221;. &#8230; saw an ad for the &#8220;Greatest One Hit Wonders&#8221; that featured John Farnham&#8217;s &#8220;You&#8217;re the &#8230; <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">&#8230; SOUNDSCAPE PJ Harvey, John Farnham &#8230; It must only be a matter of time before Helen Clark and Paul Swain make it compulsory for the Government to install hidden &#8230; <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">&#8230; hairy dwarf from The Lord of the Rings), New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark (ditto the &#8230; I don&#8217;t want to sound like a snob but John Farnham&#8217;s Your the Voice? &#8230; <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">&#8230; DELTA Goodrem has done it again, surpassing John Farnham&#8217;s record for the longest &#8230;NEW Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark was frisked for explosives by security &#8230; <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">&#8230; Prime Minister Helen Clark says cannabis &#8230; John Farnham\u2019s record label is giving thes11.org web site until 5pm Thursday the 24th of August to remove a &#8230; <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">&#8230; Most Spectacular Musical Event Described by Prime Minister Helen Clark as an &#8230; In-Earmonitoring engineer) and John Henderson (John Farnham&#8217;s monitor engineer &#8230; <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">&#8230; of red last night didn&#8217;t help and being dragged to a John Farnham concert neither. &#8230;Does Helen Clark have furry toes to go with her pointy ears and bad teeth? &#8230; <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">&#8230; Yeni Zelanda Ba\u015fbakan\u0131 Helen Clark, ulusal radyo kanal\u0131na yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klamada &#8230;Kidman&#8217;dan sonra listede \u015fark\u0131c\u0131 John Farnham, AC\/DC grubunun eski &#8230; <\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/story\/0,10117,12274101-38196,00.html\">UPDATE: Best Prime Ministerial Press Statement Ever.<\/a><\/strong> NZ Government spokesman Ian Kennedy said &#8220;I&#8217;m authorised to say New Zealand&#8217;s Prime Minister has never heard of Johnny Farnham&#8221;. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But as Australians often find when they travel, some Aussie icons \u2013 like Vegemite, the Iced VoVo and the battered sav \u2013 don&#8217;t hold the same sentimental attraction outside these borders. Now it turns out that the fame of John Farnham, also known as &#8220;The Voice&#8221;, hasn&#8217;t even reached as far as Wellington. 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