{"id":105,"date":"2005-02-16T21:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T21:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=105"},"modified":"2009-12-31T17:22:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T17:22:07","slug":"what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/02\/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me.html","title":{"rendered":"What the hell is wrong with me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">I just can&#8217;t stop thinking about <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/02\/phelps-watch-are-you-sitting-down.html\">Peter Phelps<\/a>.  How does he do it?  It must be his extreme versatility that dazzles me.  One day he&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2004\/09\/update-phelpsy-for-pm-cue-laughter.html\">running for the Senate<\/a>, and the next he&#8217;s soliciting public humiliation for being a self-confessed lardarse on 3rd-rate TV filler.<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">It reminds me of Ita Buttrose: one day she&#8217;s named in all seriousness as a special advisor to the would-be Prime Minister John Hewson, and the next she&#8217;s happily cuddling bog rolls in TV ads.  I would also add Gough Whitlam spruiking pasta sauce, but so many decades of being swaddled in sycophancy have extinguished his desire for credibility.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just can&#8217;t stop thinking about Peter Phelps. How does he do it? It must be his extreme versatility that dazzles me. One day he&#8217;s running for the Senate, and the next he&#8217;s soliciting public humiliation for being a self-confessed lardarse on 3rd-rate TV filler. It reminds me of Ita Buttrose: one day she&#8217;s named [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2376,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions\/2376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}