{"id":104,"date":"2005-02-16T05:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T05:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=104"},"modified":"2009-12-31T17:22:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T17:22:07","slug":"phelps-watch-are-you-sitting-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/02\/phelps-watch-are-you-sitting-down.html","title":{"rendered":"Phelps Watch: Are you sitting down?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ivegotkarmatoburn.blogspot.com\/2005\/02\/you-dumb-phelps.html\">THIS JUST IN<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/health.ninemsn.com.au\/section.aspx?sectionid=1542&amp;subsectionid=2219&amp;subsectionname=peterphelps&amp;sectionname=celebrityoverhaul\">Peter Phelps<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/reasonsyouwillhateme.blogspot.com\/2005\/02\/things-about-man-of-hour.html\">is fat<\/a>.<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Ya gotta be fuckin crazy - it's death on a stick out there mate! BELCH!!\" src=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/blogpix\/fatphelps.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\">On the positive side, his career has soared to the dizzy heights of Sunday evening reality TV, where those greedy stupid scriptwriters can&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2004\/09\/filler-by-proxy-iv-doesnt-anyone-round.html\">hog all the credit<\/a> for his character development.<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><em>(Thanks to TV-watching bloggers linked above. Reception of Channel Nine <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/02\/does-this-count-as-binge-or-purge.html\"><em>under the bed<\/em><\/a><em> is fuzzy at the best of times.)<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THIS JUST IN: Peter Phelps is fat. On the positive side, his career has soared to the dizzy heights of Sunday evening reality TV, where those greedy stupid scriptwriters can&#8217;t hog all the credit for his character development. (Thanks to TV-watching bloggers linked above. Reception of Channel Nine under the bed is fuzzy at the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2377,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions\/2377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}