{"id":101,"date":"2005-02-10T23:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-10T23:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/wordpress\/?p=101"},"modified":"2009-12-31T16:50:20","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T16:50:20","slug":"filler-by-proxy-x-the-ten-greatest-songs-to-listen-to-while-making-sweet-love-if-youre-a-premature-ejaculator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/2005\/02\/filler-by-proxy-x-the-ten-greatest-songs-to-listen-to-while-making-sweet-love-if-youre-a-premature-ejaculator.html","title":{"rendered":"Filler by Proxy X: The Ten Greatest Songs To Listen To While Making Sweet Love If You&#8217;re A Premature Ejaculator"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">This invaluable public service provided courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popfactor.com\/tmftml\/archives\/001917.html#001917\">TMFTML<\/a>.  To which I would add The Smiths&#8217; &#8220;William, It Was Really Nothing&#8221;, Black Flag&#8217;s &#8220;Fix Me&#8221;, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kunstwissen.de\/fach\/f-kuns\/o_mod\/ono.htm\">Yoko Ono&#8217;s<\/a> &#8220;Toilet Piece\/Unknown&#8221;.  Please note that, like Pele in his TV ads for Viagra, I used the word &#8220;would&#8221; in the previous sentence.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This invaluable public service provided courtesy of TMFTML. To which I would add The Smiths&#8217; &#8220;William, It Was Really Nothing&#8221;, Black Flag&#8217;s &#8220;Fix Me&#8221;, and Yoko Ono&#8217;s &#8220;Toilet Piece\/Unknown&#8221;. Please note that, like Pele in his TV ads for Viagra, I used the word &#8220;would&#8221; in the previous sentence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2276,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions\/2276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cookylamoo.com\/boringlikeadrill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}