Has been withheld. Perhaps because it’s now all too close to home (figuratively and literally). Perhaps because this month’s crop isn’t that great. Or perhaps I don’t want youse rootrats muscling in on all the sweet, wealthy, menopausal action to be had in this town.
Filed under: Writing by Ben.H
oh damn, i just died a little death….
tho love this one….
Attracting a mate with these ads is like shooting fish in a barrel. Blind marksman (M, 38), firing blanks the wrong way, seeks bigger target fitted with claxon for narrowing of implausible odds. Dulwich. Box no. 10/09
That one is pretty good, although I misread the last bit as "implausible cods." After a few months the Hugh Grant jokiness starts to wear a bit thin.